Batmobile Bomb Changes Gotham City
A Corvette is used as a Batmobile really?
The Joker, played by Caeser Romero, in ABC,
Greenway Production's, 20th Century Fox's
Batman TV Series would gladly expose it.
Picture The Joker, seeing this stupid looking
Batmobile, for the first time.
The Joker, has seen the Batmobile, for the
very first time. The Joker, started from the front
of the car; and recalls, a new-look sports car
design, for Chevrolet Corvette. Now, The Joker,
is going to talk, to both Batman, and Robin,
they are holding on-to, so they can't get away.
"Did your mumsi-wumsi color these, with
her magic makers, Batman"?
The Joker, noticed, the two-round bat logos,
over the headlights, and bat shield logo in the
middle with bat logo.
Now, Adam West, is Batman /Bruce Wayne,
and Burt Ward is Robin / Dick Grayson.
The Joker, knows Batman is a peacemaker, so
The Joker, notices the guns, and says; "Batman,
didn't your mother, says, not play with guns"?
The Joker, plans to have his thugs, to cut them
off later. But The Joker, next sees, a stupid
curved bat bar like logo, instead of bat fins. The
Joker, now says, to Batman; "what a stupid
Batmobile, which looks like a disguised,
Corvette. Did you lose your imagination"?
The Joker, is ready to let Batman, have more
insulting words, as he's at the rear of the car
with this, stupid curved bar, which they failed,
in giving a proper bat design, as The Joker, is
unmasking, the Batmobile.
The Joker, is having fun, seeing the car, much
better, as a stock production car.
The Joker, is cutting off, the curved, bat
spoiler bar, and it's looking, more like a
Corvette. He's putting in the car with dynamite,
as token appreciation, in remembrance of the
Batmobile.
The Joker, is removing the bat knock-offs,
and see Corvette wheels and tires.
He knows, this car is really a Corvette.
The Joker, felt sorry for those tires, so he,
slowly, pierces the tire, into the inner tube,
as soon as the tires start hisses, he stops the
piercing, on four ends.
The Joker, gives Batman and Robin, a fair
chance at life.
The Joker, thinks Batman and Robin, need
a real cool car, as the Batmobile, so with tires
getting flatter and flatter, he has the two put
back in the Corvette, after he cut off the guns,
he locked the throttle to make the Batmobile
into a flying bomb so Batman and Robin would
go Boom!
The Joker, had added, enough dynamite, to
have the car be their coffin.
Will Batman and Robin, get out alive?
Batman had just met Robin the first time, he
errored in judgment, in making this car.
For about thirty-years, he continued, be a
master-escape-artist, Robin, was a great
student, Batman had to use all his abilities, to
get out this car, and save their lives.
Batman, for some reason, had a secret PSI
installed, in the car to open the doors, but,
The Joker, pierce all four tires, but, for some
reason, hid the spare tire, which was full of air,
maxed at PSI from the factory, he had to cut
through the ropes, which held to the very
dynamite, yet he had used his teeth to bite
through the ropes, but had to again, use his
teeth, to pump the air pressure to the doors.
Robin, also had to do the same to bite though
the ropes to free his hands.
Both Batman and Robin, were in a car as a
dynamite bomb, the pressure to the doors
worked, but it meant, they both had to jump
at the same time out their door. The dynamite,
was planted between them both, and they,
couldn't touch it.
The scenery was beautiful, and full of soft
areas, thanks to Wayne Foundation, they had
all kinds of tire swings, and massive bushes of
beauty.
The car is speeding out of control, with a
locked throttle.
Batman says," jump Robin". They fly onto the
swinging tires, the Batmobile, is speeding out of
control, it flies passed them, lighting the very
brush on fire, and now the park is on fire.
Here Batman, says to Robin, "we must jump
from, this tire, to that swing tire, yet we must
summersault, together, side by side, if we have
a chance at life, or we could lose our lives
together."
Both Batman and Robin were in training,
to make sure, their summersaults were perfect;
when they had, to use them, in and emergency.
It's now or never, they perfectly make the
360-degree summersaults in the air, they both
reach the last swing tires, they land right into
the tires.
However, Batman and Robin, now need to
swing by the trees, and use their Bat-Fire-
Tunnel-Hoop, to get down from, the eight-
foot wide Sequia trees, like Fire Departments'
use.
The whole Wayne Foundation Park is on
fire. This is one time, they had to let it burn.
The Fire Department is there, but Batman
had said; "Stay away, the Batmobile is on fire
and full of dynamite!"
Batman and Robin, get down through the
very, Bat-Fire-Tunnel-Hoop's. But they are far
from safety.
Batman said to Robin, "we must make it to
the bush by pulling off, another 360-degrees
summersault four feet away".
Both Batman and Robin, were in peril, they
had to keep spinning to the bush, and by
continually flipping, with the mother birds,
just, the next tree over.
Batman said, "Robin, we made it, and we
must get out here"!
Meanwhile, there was a fireball Batmobile,
full of dynamite, ready to explode!
Batman and Robin were out of danger,
but the Fire Department, had to stay away,
as the car, was close by this park.
Batman said;" Chief get us out of here,
that Batmobile, will blow a hole and take the
park. I will use my train bat calls to get all
the birds to fly away. So, all the birds, flew
away from the park.
The Fire Department just drove passed
the pier at Gotham Ocean, and all of a
sudden; there was a Loud Boom! This
caused, the coast guard, evacuate the Habor
quickly! The explosion caused a title wave.
Batman said to Robin; were not out of
this yet, we must get to the Bat Plane
An engineer, ran a train by the pier, had
a secret train, for special emergencies. He
knew Batman and Robin were in danger,
so, he took them to their plane.
Yet, he never revealed, to no one, but, he did
like Batman and Robin, how they saved
others. So, his secret train, was a secret kept
confidential, among just the trio.
"Batman and Boy Wonder, come with me.
I can get you out of here; but you can't reveal
my secret". Again, both Batman and Robin,
kept this oath among them.
" Fine good citizen, Robin and I, might, be
able do you a favor in the future".
Whatever happen to the Batmobile?
Was in flames, full of dynamite? It blew up,
and had taken Wayne Foundation Park with it.
Also, a whole area of houses, for sale or the
guests, or owners were on vacation, or visiting,
family and friends. Their insurance paid for
their loses, but there were craters, that had
been, nice houses, that use to be there, until
the explosion blew them up.
There were also all kinds of old houses that
were to be tore down, a whole older down era,
was abandon, when, Gotham Neighbors, all
chose the new mega malls, over the old small,
downtowns, they used to go to, in the past.
These too, were blown up in the blast.
Gotham City, had to have profession
surveyors, come and see how they could
repair large craters, with concrete, asphalt,
Rebar, so they could repair the streets for
new buildings. Emergency procedures were
in order, because, many of these had gas lines;
if they broke open, fire would be waiting.
However, they were using computers, to
see the extensive damage, by surveying,
computer read outs.
Batman remembered, it said dynamite on
red tubes, but he feels a powder that looks
like, dynamite, is a mix, inserted dynamite
tubes. Since Batman knows about chemicals,
the blast is too large of a gap, to be dynamite.
Batman has had a hard day, he knows what
he will do later.
Batman must get fed, and come back, he had
to figure out, what the connection, was between;
Robin saying, "you're on fire Batman", and this,
white powder, exposed, to air generates heat.
However, the blast was so strong, that it
caused, glass to shatter, with trimmers, in
Gotham Maga Malls. which had to be
evacuated temporarily.
The engineer, helps Batman and Robin
arrive at their Bat Plane, the blast, did so
much emergency damage, that, Batman and
Robin, had to contact Alfred, because, they
needed to find a new location for The Bat
Cave, and build a New Wayne Manor, by
duplicating the lay out.
"Alfred, yes Batman, we need to pull the
Bat computers, and everything out the
Bat Cave." I've spotted, a new location,
with mounds of granitite, and a great
building that looks like it needs to be
tore down, to build what we had before".
"You understand what's involved, in this
relocation project"? "Actually, I knew it
was coming, after the explosion, was over
Batman".
"Yes, Batman." " I will be working, get this
done immediately. I will do it in just few
years, since we have the tools to get it done".
(Alfred talks to Batman, in a way, that he is
talking about the Bat Cave first, and Wayne
Manor second. While this call is secretly
spoken, he doesn't, want to use "bat", in his
language, to Batman, just in case, someone
found a way, to intercept the call.)
"Fine Alfred, keep me posted". "We've
already started, the frame is done, the
structure soundness test, is testing positive.
Computers are installed, new hardware is
installed, details are finished, the bottom,
is done, the structure is being built, as we
speak. It's full of rooms, that are sound.
" Sounds like the progress, is paying off;
and the place is almost done." Yes, Sir,
It's coming along nicely, as your pool,
and lawn on top. Of course, all the fine
plumbing, is fully installed with houses
walls, structure frame, and all the bed-
rooms, dining rooms, serving rooms,
living room, your telescope is all in place,
the beds are being made, the very
cupboards are stocked with food, the
chief cooking supplies are all in order,
freezer stock with meat, as well as the
refrigerator is packed, with types of foods,
to prepare, for your guests, to entertain
them. Special toys, I have too, you might
like. Your house, is a beautiful mansion,
ready for any one, Sir".
"Alfred remind me to give you a raise".
"Thank you, Sir".
"Batman, everything was removed,
from the bare stock platform, piece by
piece, until nothing was there. Then if
a base was there, if was removed, every
vestige, of the place, was checked, twenty
times, in the bottom and top, along with
the sides". " When after checking the
place, from top to bottom, everything
was packed, for security, not one clue,
was left. You worked on, a secret
dissolving acid, and you gave advance
warning, if I must use it, use it! Sir ".
"Alfred, I'm tripling your raise, and I
know you, there are new toys for me".
" Yes Batman, you have new toys to use".
"Well Batman, every trace, was blown up
safely, we use special type, of infrared,
you work on, to fine all the clues".
"It was turn into a waste sewage dump
site with canals for Gotham City Sanitation
Department. This mire is deep, workers,
use special rubber boots and pants and
jackets in yellow rubber, made by Gotham
Rubber Plant LLC".
No one will ever know, what this was.
Meanwhile, The Joker, is happy; "I made
that; " a fireball into Bat bomb, it changed
Gotham City for good, the whole old area,
and even of abandon buildings have been
changed Ha-Ha-Ha.
Ha-Ha-Ha, it even affected the harbor, and
new homes, and other areas, of Gotham City".
"Well Dick yes Bruce". I understand
Aunt Harriet is coming to live with us".
It will be nice to have more family here,
mom and dad would have wanted it".
"Master Bruce and Master Dick, Aunt
Harriet, is here".
" I need to see you both, later".
Meanwhile, Aunt Grayson loves her new
place.
" Master Bruce, Yes Alfred". " Aunt Harriet,
yes Dick, I think, Bruce, is taking me camping".
' Wonderful Dick", just remember, to take along
your long underwear". Fine.
I better see what Bruce wants, Aunt Harriet".
" To the Bat Cave".
" Batman, yes Alfred, here's your new
"Batmobile".
" Alfred, you out did yourself, and this Bat Cave,
even, has a Bat Diamond.
" But sir, theirs's more, you have a Bat Cycle,
which is hidden."
"Alfred, we love you; we couldn't, have done
this without you".
"Alfred your raise is six-times you're pay.
"Robin said; "We need you Alfred, so we
have a big amount of presents for you Alfred".
"One is the most valuable, Rolls Royce
Silver Ghost's, fully insured, in your name."
"Sir, I'm about to cry". I have a Bat-
handkerchief, for such an occasion, and have
some cake and Bat-punch to eat with us".
" Thank you both, you're like sons to me".
" Alfred, your like grandfather and father, to
both of us, we both, love you; for being part
the team with us, which makes the job more
enjoyable ".
" Batman and Robin, your new toys".
" But you have, your very Bat-helicopter,
and the Bat Boat, that has a turbine look and
feel to it".
"Special alloys encased in this granite Bat-
Cave; is a rigid cage designed, so they can't
be penetrated"?
" Wow! Alfred, you outdone yourself!"
"Well, let's go eat, and plan for our
camping trip".
" I'm starved, it's waiting for you Sir".
Batman and Robin realized, The Joker
talked about the red tubes for dynamite.
Yet could this be, The Joker's twisted
mind, going past dynamite and also
nitroglycerin?
But how could a car on four flat tires,
and four wheels go so quickly, unless they,
stumbled on a new fuel, but wanted both
Robin and myself, be the targets, to
explode in the end"?
Batman had the formula leaked on him,
and he put the white powder in a special
area in his utility belt, which had a special
container to cool the product down.
A new factor was this would generate
heat.
He remembered, Robin saying, Batman,
you're on fire!" The park had water
fountains to put out the fire. The chemical
leaked on him, but, not through him.
Batman had to play mole, he stumbled,
on this product, packed in dynamite
containers. It was called, Joker-mite but,
was stronger, than both dynamite and
nitroglycerin, but exposed to the air, starts
heating up. Yet by filling it with water it
gets cool.
Batman quickly finds the Joker-mite,
and fills them with water. He's on the
last cases, and grabs the water hose, and
fills the container.
Batman, just made a quick move, he
slams, the water on The Joker. He
has the last case of Joker-nite, and?
The Joker tries to stop him, but he fools
The Joker, Give me your hands, or I can
see what Joker-nite does to you?
"Joker, what happens, when
Joker-nite is exposed to the air"?
" Batman, you must be nuttier than
a fruitcake" "Police here's my hands,"
now get me in a safe jail cell". "I want,
to get away from Batman because, I
think, he lost, his marbles".
The Joker is behind bars, wrapping
up this case.
Now Aunt Harriet, Alfred, Bruce and
Dick, can enjoy themselves.
Aunt Harriet can enjoy her new place,
and Bruce and Dick, can go camping,
while Alfred, can enjoy wrapping all his
presents.
"Alfred, yes, Master Bruce, you can
wear those nice sweaters in the winter
time".
"Alfred, yes Master Bruce, your,
beautiful, Rolls Royce Silver Ghost
car keys". " You deserve it Alfred".
" I have a splendid idea," Why not
we schedule a vacation in this beautiful
Motor Car". "Alfred, Dick, needs to
know about theses' famous cars, but
you drive us, as surprise". "Master
Bruce, I think, it's a wonder idea".
"Thanks' everyone, you brought
tears to my eyes".
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